[The Ice Cream Familaay Underground Gangster]
This post is a special report of the ICFUG (mistakenly pronounced I-Fuck) that was created in Tai Hua cafe KB by Damian to scare Jason.
INTROCreated by the Brunei Government in early 2008 secretly underground without the knowing of the United Nation. Their base is located in an unknown place around the Belait District, although rumours state it to be at St.Angela's Convent School. No evidence had proven this to be true yet.
HISTORYSome historians believed that the ICFUG also exist in the past few centuries throughout ancient history. The fall of Roman empire is said to be because of them. The leaning tower of Pisa is known to be caused by them. The invention of bread is indirectly caused by them (not known how)
MEMBERSDamianOne of the early members of the ICFUG. He was the front man of every operation. Controling the business and keeping their financial status balance. He is good with talking in codes (presentlu known as the nigga slang) like 'Hey G. Wadup?' , 'gotta bounce g", or 'damn g".
AlbertA retired hitman from Lumutville. known for killing under no mercy. Escaped from lumut soldier batallion 3 years ago and now hiding from the authorities. After cutting his hair, he joined the ICGUG as a trained killer.
AlleyOne of the most useful member. His main weapon is his 'knife' on which he gets for free after purchasing the 'Colgate Advanced Whitening" toothpaste. He uses his knife to eliminate threats to the family. Works under the cover name 'Dina'.
JoeThe team's stealth soldier. He can hide anywhere and wait untill the enemy confronts him face to face. His teamate calls him...Camper.
NileshOne of the familay's driver. Driving the Hunda, he goes anywhere bringing smuggled goods (usually eggs, or protein based material) around the country where he sell them. He interrogat girls for information. His body can stand the firing of gunshots...except for shotguns. In one gangfight, he was comatose fror 3 months after being shot by an XM1144 shotgun. Main hangout place is his gym.
YongThe last descendant of the Samurai. He have a seven-bullet gun, which he always collect back after every shot due to no stock left in the stores. Disguised as a Vegetable Merchant in Lumutville, he also provide as a smuggler from Miri. He is the groups onlu connection to Malaysia.
Kok TingArrived at Brunei from Japan on christmas 1990. He works as Yong's right hand assasin, helping him in the transaction.
RaviA sneaky member. He owns two bulletproof 'Hummer' which he humbly refer as 'Kijang'. He is wanted by the Garrison United Runaway Kid Hitman Army, or also known as G.U.R.K.H.A. Little to the know, he lives right at their base working in a shop wher the G.U.R.K.H.A. always shop at.
TheoThe tecno-geek of the team. He hacks to security system in operations and also reports their activity to their leader using a blogspot. He is known to be invisible at night, without known reasons...
ACTIVITYSmuggling, Killing, Raping, J-walking, Money counterfeiting,Loitering, making unecessary noise, illegal racing, and counter striking. Others are not known yet. We take money or girls (especially Jason's girlfren) as price.
They are blacklisted by FBI, CIA, ATF, UN, KFC and recently Ayamku
(pictures will be posted next time)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------After hearing this, Jason have one thing to say
'Fuck u puke'
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