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[Trap in the Storeroom]




Yesterday, damian was acting like a girl all day long. CALI WAA. hahahahaha. he and Zul pretend to be husband and wife, and Bobo and Amy wanna seperate them up for fun.
I was putting in the trashcan back in the store room and Zulaikhaa help me when Bobo locked us up in the dark room. Inside, something happen between us.....something that is not suppose to happen. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Damian found out and mental with us the whole day because Zul curang

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[If I'm a principal for a day...]




One english class, we were answering some comprehension questions. Then Ms.malar told us to close our books and take out a small piece of paper.
She ask us to write what we would do if we were the principal for a day. We all were like WOOOOOO COOOOLLL!!! The good thing is, we dont have to write our names. So we can write all the shit we wanT!!!
here are some of the things that we wrote
- put night extraclass
- make swimming pools for girls......so boys can peep
- lockers everywhere, so we can stuff in midgets like sharmin, amy and amal inside
- get more gardeners, one class of Kumaris
- fire Rani and Soli. WC and Chia we kill
- Eliminate Faryanie (=_=)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ms.Malar then give our papers to the stafroom. expose ehhhhh

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[Pictures from our last visit to Lulu and Riley]

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[Funny Thing that Yong say]




This is a conversation between Yong and Jaz last friday after extraclass
jaz: YONG!
yong: yes?
jaz: you bring car to school?
yong: Of course NOT! i don bring car to school. Car so heavy ma tiaw. Car bring me la!
jaz: cibai diz. ok ok. Do YOU drive your car to school today?
yong: Of Course NOT! I drive my FATHER's car to school
jaz: baieeeee ne eh. Wher is your father's car now?
yong; its in the PARKING ROT

hahahahahha. keep it up if you wanna pass f5 oral guys. XP

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[Couple Hunting]




Becaue of this certin person rat some of us out, the school had organised
a Couple Hunting to 'seperate' us. i found this out early from Mr.Leo, so i manage to warn some of the students.

Few days later, some of us boys were called to the library. We know where this is goin. We were right. Its a couple counseling. The top black listed couples was called. Boys first, girls later.

We encounter mr.Leo, Ckgu Marshidah and Chia in the library. We were told that we were to obvious, and had received complaints from parent, teachers and Students.
I don wanna go into much detail of what happen cause it hurts and stupid.
however, this are the certain things that Ms Chia stupidly said

1) Do you make yoow bed? [we heard ' wanna make a bet'] out wa the topic
2) When you date, you talk about school?
3) Instead of couple, lets be study partners?

stupid kan.

because of that, we are all under hiding. They treaten to call our parents if we:-
1) ar caught dating
2) walk together alone
3) hold hands
4) kissing

this is NOT FAIRRR!!! No wonder Chia still single. WC oso. Fuck
For me and her, its hard. The teachers watching us. And we cant help being together coz school is the only place we can meet. So.....i hope no one told our parents.

as for the traitor, if what i heard is true, im dissapointed in you.......

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[Bandar Trip with Ken Sheong]




17th August 2008
Last Sunday, some of us go to bandar for relaxing before exammmm. Me, Alley, Joe, Kok Ting, Yong, Damian, Joshua, Albert and Jeremy depart from Seria at 2pm from St.Margret's Family Day. Yong and Joshua drove us.

We first went to the Car Show which Yong really felt bored because it was hot. There are so many cars to be seen. All modified. Got one car is meant for Zulaikhaaaaaa!!! Ada BARBIE picturesss. hahaha

Then we have lunch at the 24hour gerai outside of The Mall. It was 5pm and we all eat. My crispy me (Albert refer as BirdNest stadium) come so late that they have to wait for me to eat.

Then we go to the mall and chill. Yong suggested
'oi. wannnaa goo wash movee ah?'

everyone agree and Josh buy the ticket. We are watching 'Mirrors', which is a ghost movie.
Yong say 'cibai, i wanna see the Mummy 3!! Why watch ghost movie?? Its GHOST FESTIVAL!!'

to buy time, we all walk around mall for 2 hours, cause movie is at 9.30pm. I bought choclate for my girl. She wans Crunchie.
Then bored, me and Yong play checkers wit his phone. He cheateddddd. BUYUK YONG!!! HAHAHAH

Then finaly movie. Albert snuck in outside food. HAHA nice

The movie was SCARYYY!!!!!!! No apetite to eat anymore. Yong smpat call the father in the theatre.

We go home late. Reach seria omoz 1am. Scary man, i straight away go to bed, don wanna look at Mirrors for the moment....

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[How relationship unites the Secondary classes?]

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[Red Backache]

LOVE YOU RED

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[Naz Vs Ravi]




One fine recess on thursday (yesterday), i walk down to the canteen after a short date with soulja girl. I went to the auntie, buy me a $1 kueh tiaw.
Sit on the table next to Shy and Naz. In front of is Jaz eat nasi lemak.

After a while, ravi come down to the canteen. Naz face suddenly change to anger.
Ravi approach him apologising, but naz still mad.
Then naz shout to him. Ravi shout back.
Naz shout.
Ravi shout.
Naz shout.
Ravi shout.
Naz shout.
Ravi shout.
Naz shout.
Ravi shout.
Nilesh laugh
Naz shout.
Ravi shout.
Naz shout.
Ravi shout.

We manage to stop them from fighting. But naz so angry he went sulking in class.

Zulaikaa is hiding behind nilesh the whole time. HAHAHAHAHAHA BIDAAAAAA

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[Shuffle is Dying. Jabbawockeez taking over]




Remember the time when you go to school (at SAS), and you see Red playing some techno songs and start to rub his Fallen Skateshoe everywhere? Well, those days are over.
After they watch the Jabbawockeez in Youtube, they start to follow a new dance. Jabbawockeez is a dance crew in america, and the way they dance is a combination of breakdance krump and robot.
Little do Red know, Faizerul was the first to talk about this in school, but everyone ignored him. HAHAHAA

So...goodbye shuffle?
if you dont know what Jabbawockeez is, search it in Youtube

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[Beijing Trip]




THE OLYMPICS IS HERE!!!

Its 7th August, a day before the grand opening. Me and Yong planned to go there to watch it. We invited Jazly, but i dont know why he dont believe me. ( Maybe because i told him we are using Yong's car)

But its true. There's a Ferry offer down at Sungai Tujuh just to go to Beijing Harbour. $50 per vehicle. ITS CHEAP WHAT!!

We have three more spaces in the car, so we wanna invite the Nain brothers to follow us. They say 'Can! Can! pick us up'

In order to reach beijing by tomorrow, we hav to take the ferry tonight. So, straightaway after school, me and Yong pack our bags and personal belongings (Yong bring 11 shorts). He pick me up at 2pm. Then we went to the Naib's crib to pick them up.

We honk the car. Red come down wearing black boxer, shouting "WHAT? YOU SERIOUS? STUPID MY MUM DONT ALLOW THAT". Naz and Sharmin come down. They say the exact thing that Red say, onlt they arebt half naked.

So, we went without them. More spaces in the car then. We paln to bring KokTing. We go to his house, only to read a note at the door
"WE AT BEIJING TO PROVE THAT KOK TING IS TALLER THAN YOU MING....and have longer hair"

Arrived at the Ferry at 4pm, way behind schedual. The trip gonna take 20 hours to China. late that. In the ferry is filled with vehicles, all wanna go beijing. I think i saw Mr.Leo, and Mr.Lu's white kijang, but nahhh. Salah maybe

The ferry trip is boring. We slept in the car that night. Yong keep touching me. HAHAHA Ken Sheong.

The next day we were woken up by the smell of CHINA!!! What a beautiful view....wait. It was yong's ass. ASSHOLE PUT ON YOUR PANTS. Lain karang orang fikir.

We were welcomed by Yong's cousin. A young girl, 17 year old (wearing really short skirt). Her name is Helena Ken Sheong. It was around 12pm when we arrive. So she invite us for lunch and a tour around Beijing.

After being chased by Triads because I accidentally said 'Cibai' at the restaurant, we went to the stadium around 6pm. We are hungry again, so we went to the another restaurant called 'Mystic Dragon Kolo Mee Stall'. We were craving for Kolo mee, so what the heck. Do you know that the Kolo mee here cost $6 brunei dollars??? So small again that the cawan. Baie

At there, we saw a familiar face. ZULAIKAA!!!!
Me and yong was suprised, cause she eats kolo mee too, with PORK!!
"ZuL!!" Yong shouted She look and wave.
Then she say: "Eh, u also here?? Use airplane or Car?"
Yong "Ofcoz car la"

Then i try tp go online use yong's phone. Gila, bmobile can pakai at China waaaaaaa
Online, Alley and Damian tegur me.
They say
Alley: Oi! You at beijing? Me and Damaian osoooo
Me: Ah?? Ya wa? Kami d restoran Cina dekat stadium. Kamu?
Damian: Kami di Pub ah, Little Emperor Pub n Bistro. Ui, Ravi kata kami kena invite invitational relay karang. Aku, Alley, Yong ma Ravi. Ko backup
Theo: Asta, pukul berapa? Yong penuh perut nya ah
Alley: Antah ey. Kamu bawa skintight? aku ada extra
Damian: Pinjam ey

I got tdc again.
hahahahaha Zul say she saw them oso. And Ravi.

Ravi text Yong, he say he go there with his private plane with Sultan. HAHAHAHA

We all met at the stadium entrance. All wearing skintight, (except Zul, and Yong cause he wear shorts) Yong cousin have to go home cause she need to sell Vegetable at the stadium.(Runs in Generation) The ceremony was awesome.... we had a fun time. We lost the relay though, because yong wear slippers.



This are the pics we took with Zul's camera. Not enuf memory, so only can take 5 pics

The next day, we all use plane to go home. We skip extraclass. Yong's car was shipped back to brunei. In the airplane, we read a headline in newspaper

"BRUNEI CHINESE KID IS TALLER THAN YOU MING, AND HAVE LONGER HAIR"

Jaz still dont believe, he thot we go bandar, hahahahaha

the nain mental. Thats why thot we play play again. hehehehe

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[WANTED]

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE TWO BASTARDS?

FBI spotted these two terrorist in Beijing trying to plant a bomb at the stadium. They are very dangerous. Contact your nearest police station if you have any info. Can be identified wearing black polo shirt and green toilet slippers. Be aware that they are armed and dangerous.

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[HOW TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A BRUNEIAN?]




1. You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.

2. You always say "kapih ku.. bila terima/keluar gaji/overtime/elaun ah

3. You park your car as close as possible to your destination area.

4. You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia if you meet Indonesian.. and so on.

5. You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will only be "listening".

6. You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelope and put your name on it or if
you think you don't give enough you use a blank envelope.

7. Indo mee is your staple food and Ayamku is your fastfood.

8. The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since you can 'balik kampung' everyday

9. Motorcyles and bicycles are not your transport, they are your sport

10. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news... and hoping to see yourself on television.

11. You drive your car on wavy and potholed road.

12. You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by "written".

13. You like electronic products from Japan.

14. If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you are asked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'

15. You are in BIG debts and refuse to pay the lenders and yet still drive a CLK and live in a mansion

16. You wear baju kurung with large katoks and maniks all over.

17. You are loud and speak in melandih way

18. You and the whole family have the same car plate numbers.

19. You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke

20. You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics.

21. You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudara si blabla".

22. You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100 meters away (except maybe in Kampung Ayer).

23. Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want not to miss HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increase your salary).

24. When you want to get some service from the government agencies, you will find your saudara first.

25. If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos, pehins is your relative (or at least they know you).

26. You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.

27. You give you children super long name

28. You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else though it's just another Hua Ho.

29. You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know

30. You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino

31. You are ok to be fat

32. You are a busy body with other peoples' news, especiallythe bad ones, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread it around


33. Your friends get married on the same day and you don't know who to go to

34. You like to stare at phones for 24 hours and chat on MSN

35. You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination)

36. You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays

37. You add "BUI" on each sentence

38. You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are for little kids

39. You can't type or spell properly properly, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org brnui

40. You add "me & you" on your converstations with your girl mates

41. You listen to Pelangi FM

42. You think fake Von Dutch products are the best

43. You are especially racist to Indian workers

44. You would rather go to shopping malls than hanging out at parks, having a picnic with your friends

45. You have 'candas' in your house

46. You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading it and you don't want to be left behind

47. You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limited features coz you think anything cheap is a bargain

48. You have two handphones - one for DST and the other for BMobile (for one month and then switch off one or the other

49. You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.





from Jazly emel, who got it from arthur from sumone

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[A Soulja Boy poem to his Soulja Girl]




After seven months i saw you
Doing nothing but staring at you
Really, i was no one, i never talk to you
I almost lost hope
And one day, we talk, and i propose you
Next day, you accept me, out of my dream
Always i love you my soulja girl...


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[St Angelas Golden Jubilee]




2nd August 2008
Finally that day come. After like um...few months of rehearsals for choir, band and dances. uhhhhh HAHAHAHAHA
The day begins as we all wait for the VIP to come. Its freaking hot man, looks like the prayer that we all made that night for it to rain doesent work at all. HAHAHA
I have to wear songkok, coz i am in the choir, which is SO STUPID cause Wan Ching wants us to be like 'government school'. HAHAHAHA what a bitch.
Then, baru la ya datng, those VIP. My mum-in-law and uncle-in-law(bishop) was one ofthem. So the whole event start with Ain and Faiz give an opening speech, followed by the school choir singing the National Anthem and the School song..
Then it was the Lion dance performance. i dono where those chinese come from plang .Beijing maybe. hehehehehehehehehehe
Then a short history skid of SAS. Followed by dances throughout the time, twist of the 70's, hustle of the 80's, popping of the 90's and rockin of the 2000's. Im in the 2000 dance, dancing soulja boyeeeee
Next is the formation of the number 50 by the kg freaks. then final event, singing the THEME SONG!!!!!!!
Me Naz Ash and Zool play the band. We were told not to 'jump' for discipline. TALK SHIT LA U WAN CHING. then ABIZZZ!!!!!!!

NOT!!

I have to jaga the science exibition while the rest start to jamming. i wish i can jam with them
me and my science classs have to talk crap about the things we made. HAHAHA i just act setau when people ask. Desperately i ask arifah for a change of syif so i can 'jam'

actually i went dating with my soulja girl. HAHAHAHA

Then the KB harstyle republic shufflere wanna shuffle so we pasang for them the song. Then we shufflleeeeee!!!! fun la

then i realised.......i ditch my girl for shuffle. budo

3rd August 2008
Golden Jbilee masss at church!!!!! hahahahahaha im playing the drums btw, AGAIN wnaching say i play like satan worshiper. Bitch bitch
After mass i have to go to this English Course at school. Fuck go school on sunday wa
After the course, im planning to go to swim at bsrc because
My souljagirl invite me to go swim at bsrc. She caome early, at 11am. My course finish at 12pm. So i'll arrive there later, The problem is i have no member to go in
I wait for Yong to pick me up. He come SO LATE WAA!!!! Say at 1pm come at 2pm. baie. Then we go pick Naz and Sharmin, Then jason then Kokting. Then we all sesat cari the BSRC budo budo
At last we sampai..... AND I SAW HER MOM PICK HER UP!!!!!! I MISS IT!! HAHAHAHAHA
But we saw eachother, and wave. Then i go online and apologise many time for being late. We cant enter anyway, no member card, and no mood mew wana swim there, so we go to MUMONG!!!!
We swim swim there. Then at 4.30pm we go take shower. jason laugh at yong mandi because the ass is crooked, but its NOT YONG!!! HAHAHAHA SOBER KAU JASON!!!!!
Then we hingry and went to WYWY because got halfprice offer. I eat kolome and teh ping. During makan sharmin kentut. PUKI KO!! spoil our appetite.
then yong sent us home. First we go
GIRLFRIEND HUNTING!!
1st we go jason gf house. She wait for us luar rumah, main palir kuccingnya. (kidding jason) HAHAHA
2nd we go naz gf house. She was nowhere to be seen. kesian naz. Then yong park at the house area and almost lantak the pasu bunga. HAHAHAHA
3rd we go to Sharmin gf house. We stop by and saw her play badminton with the family, We just stop the car. sharmin takut the parents saw nad ask yong to drive. but yong don wan. sharmin hit yong and eventually we left
i wana go my gf house, but i dono where. so wth
we went home as yonh sent us one by one
FUN DAY LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLISTER]

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[Slumber Gal to Soulja Girl]




7 months.... i had a crush on her 7 months ago when she enter my school. Yea, she'f form1. My junior. But, i still like her.
Everyday, i look at her. Every prefect spotcheck after recess, i look at her. But i cant get near her cause i tend to sweat, or get nervous and shit. So i loose hope. Who am i anyway.

Than, she found out about me. We started chatting (on my bday, best bday present)
But she had a boyfriend. So i just treat her as a friend. But one day they broke up and she cried to me. i have to take care of her in her grieve.

Then, we almost went for a date on perayaan. But the aunty kacau. HAHA
So we hang out at school the next day, first tym talk with her
So that evening i sneak into the class and planted a note in her table
'Would you wanna be my soulja girl?'

She accept it. Now she's mine. Feel like dreaming. I love her, my soulja girl

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