[Funny Tale: Choose your hell]
A man died one day
a very bad man.
He was sent to Hell by god.
In Hell, the Devil officer tell him
that he get to choose a chamber where you will stay
for eternity. Each chamber holds a different punishment.
The devil brought him to the first chamber. He saw few people tied on a furnace
as the fires of hell burned their crisp body to infinity.
The man refuses to choose this and wanted to see more.
They arrived at the second chamber. Man and woman were hang and nailed to
an upside down crucifix, crying with agony and pain as blood
pours out their limbs.
The man refuses and checks the other chambers.
The final chamber he visited was different.
Its a bedroom with an old man tied to a bed
and a cute young asian girl giving the old man a blowjob.
"I'll take this chamber!" the man said
"Wait, what? You sure? I really do not recommend you to.."
"IM SURE! THIS IS THE BEST CHAMBER!"
"Ok then."
Then the devil shouts to the Asian girl
"Alright cutie face, time's up. We got another sucker to give the old man some blowjob!"
Story from a book i read few year back
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