[Funny Tale: The Twin Baby]
Once upon a time
there was this
twin babies
A boy and a girl
They both feed on their mother's breast
as what babies usually do
but they feed the baby boy more than the baby girl
"They seem to loved my brother more"
said the baby girl sadly and angry
So one night
while the mother was sleeping
the baby girl took a bottle of poison and
rubbed it on the mother's breast and nipple
so when the brother drink from it
he will DIE
The baby girl smiled evilly as she waits for the next morning
The next day,
guess who died?
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Their father
Story told to me by KokTing from his classmates
Labels: funny tale, joke