[NEWSLETTER! H1N1 KILLS FOUR SERIA LOCALS]
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Four bodies were founded by the Police and the
Paramedic early this morning at 1am,
stranded in the middle of the road.
Local authorities refused to accept the speculation
that this is caused by the infamous Swine Influenza, and claims that
it is caused by a naturaal phenomenon.
"The big guy jumped from a plane and crash down the street, causing severe earthquake where three street walkers was on the wrong place at the wrong time. It is not because of H1N1." Chief Inspector Ali Cafe stated durng the press conference.
Investigation is postponed due to the outbreak of swine flu and most officers are going to the perayaan at the local area.
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